(Because Omegle sounds like Omega)
Reverian’s post, The Omegle Diaries, cracked me up. I decided to give Omegle a shot, only to determine, 5 minutes later that it’s certainly not for me. This is what happened:
1) Got on Omegle
2) Was told to say hi to a stranger (which set off rusty alarms in my head)
3) The stranger said, “HAAAAAAY” (which set off even more alarms)
4) I quickly find out that my stranger is from the Netherlands (I KNEW IT!)
5) Elle/il a 15 ans! (errr)
6) I lecture him/her on life.
7) Stranger starts to get depressed.
8) I try to sound a little positive.
9) Stranger runs away
10) Like this: